My respect for the N800 just went up, the whole procedure must have taken 15-20 seconds.

Nokia-N800-50-2:~# wget
-sh: wget: not found
Nokia-N800-50-2:~# curl
-sh: curl: not found
Nokia-N800-50-2:~# apt-get install wget
[snip apt downloading and install wget]
Nokia-N800-50-2:~# wget
wget: missing URL
Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]...

Try `wget --help' for more options.
Nokia-N800-50-2:~#